woeful
  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor
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jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

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childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

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  • Baby: m-m
  • Mom: mama?
  • Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell

xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

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theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

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h0rrid:

just-to-see-a-smile-on-your-face:

monkeywandsgutter:

This only happened yesterday and it’s already got over 50K notes… 

Finally humans with humanity

A little information for ya’ll, this man fell in between the carriage and platform and was freed less than ten minutes later. 

When he fell employees of Transperth (Australia) were meters away and were able to signal the driver so he would not just take off and rip the guys leg off.

The staff motioned everyone on the platform to push the carriage in a tear worthy moment of people power

The guy who fell wasn’t hurt and got on the next fucking train so he could go to work.

And if that isn’t the tightest shit you ever heard get the fuck out of my face.

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Beyoncé on set for Drunk In Love music video

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